Without the Last Minute, Nothing Would Ever Get Done!

I borrowed that quote, which means I should footnote it. Except I forgot where I heard it.

​Peter the Proofer can handle all your footnoting problems in the right way. There are different forms of footnoting used by different organisations and universities.
Peter the Proofer knows them all. Don't waste another minute worrying about footnoting!

At this time of year, things get very hectic and a lot of written work gets done at the last minute.
Peter the Proofer is so fast with reviewing and correcting your essay, that he can usually do the job in only a few hours. Don't worry about deadlines, I will get the job done!