Twitter Just Can't Fit the Bandwidth of a Gasconade

One hundred and forty characters just cannot accommodate a proper tirade! I suppose the pub and the bus-stop still have a function in the world.

To name a tirade after a Frenchman, le Gascon or inhabitant of Gascony, may seem rude and insensitive of the English. However, they adopted it directly from the usage of the northern French.

What is it about Northerners? It must be the awful weather!

VEXED BY THE VARIETY OF VOCABULARY?
​PETER THE PROOFER WILL UNVEX YOU!