Some People Medal, While Others Can Only Meddle

And it's gold, gold, gold as the Aussie medals.

What? Medal is a noun, not a verb! Not anymore. You can now medal by winning a medal.

I really don't want to consider the military version! When you medal in the defence forces, you're quite often dead or horribly wounded.

I think I'll just stick to meddling.

DAZED AND CONFUSED?
​PETER THE PROOFER WILL KEEP HIS HEAD!