I Vote for the Abolition of Abolishment

Good grief, here we go again, 'abolishment' is not a word! The noun from 'abolish' is 'abolition', OK?

'Abolishment' is an abomination which doesn't even use less letters. It has no excuse for existence!

Right, after that admonition (wait- is that admonishment? I'm getting confused) you can go back to the good old-fashioned nouns and behave! Any slip-ups and you will all be on detention. Don't even get me started on 'detainment'!

MUDDLED BY MALAPROPISMS?
PETER THE PROOFER WILL SAVE YOU!