Her Performance Was So Bathysmal, She Probably Has the Bends!

The Greeks have a word for everything (bathys- deep).

Things pertaining to the ocean depths are bathysmal. Some sources insist a depth of over one hundred fathoms would be required.

If you can't fathom that, you'd better google it I suppose.

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