Britain Remains Great

The covert actions of the Bristol Apostrophiser and the London Grammar Vigilante prove that Britain, the home of English, remains Great. When all about them were dragging the language of Shakespeare and Dickens into the gutters of incorrect usage, these brave activists stood up and said, "Enough with the crappy English, Britain!" 

"My country, right or wrong.
If right, to be kept right,
If wrong, to be set right."

Now it is the duty of all thinking persons to join them and say, "I am the Bristol Apostrophiser, I am the London Grammar Vigilante, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"