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As a Ubiquitarian, She Can Never Ever Misbehave

7/6/2017

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Ubiquitarianism is a belief in the omnipresence of Christ which arose from an arcane theological dispute about the Eucharist amongst early Lutherans.

The doctrine should probably be revived for 'family values' politicians. If Jesus is also present in Room 1313 of the Highway Motel, then maybe one ought not to go into it with that fancy lady or rent boy! It could also relieve Vice-President Pence of the USA of his anxiety about dining alone with women. After all, Jesus would always be there as chaperone.

Are the US 'What Would Jesus Do?' movement people ubiquitarians who receive direct instruction in their left ear, or are they just acting out and filling in until He actually arrives? In the splitting of such hairs, schism is born.

TROUBLE WITH WORDS, WORDS, WORDS?
​PETER THE PROOFER CAN FIX THAT! 
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